Labor Department: There will be no LABOR in the future. Labor is what women do, I think. All fetuses will burst out of wombs brandishing an Uzi on each arm. (Also, we will cut the funding to the people who would have explained that this is not how birth or labor works.)
We are decreasing funding to the National Institutes of Health because in the future we will cure disease by punching it, or, if that fails, sending drones after it. Also, we will buy more planes and guns to shoot airborne viruses out of the sky.
Affordable housing is a luxury and we are going to get rid of it. Donald Trump does not live in affordable housing and neither should you.
We don’t need to fund historic sites. Those parks have sassed the administration enough and they must get what is coming to them.
Terrific article on Washington Post approaching Trump's proposed budget cuts the only way you can, with your tongue planted firmly in your cheek.
The best part of it is that a White House officially promoted the article themselves in a terrific example of judging a book by its cover.